Breakups! :(

BREAK ups suck. But there is one way to make them
easier. Send a text. That’s what all the super brave
boyfriends and girlfriends are doing.
No one wants to deal with all that screaming from the
street, or the sobbing and begging and emotional pleas
of “just one more chance”. That stuff is just annoying.
This break-up tactic may lead to 5000 follow-up drunk
text messages, but hopefully you will avoid the stealing
of pet cats and burning of property. It’s a win-win
really.

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